I was driving home from the mall yesterday and I eventually get stuck behind a pickup with those plastic scrotums or whatever hanging from its tailgate, swinging back and forth. Ugh. Gross. Every one's seen at least one pickup with that hanging from the tailgate. Probably more so here in Texas, because well...things are just weird here. Any, what I'm eventually getting to is this: Why and how?!?!?! How the hell is that supposed to be funny??!?! Those rednecks...sheesh. Heh.