Stupid Question

I'm posing this stupid question: How the hell do I get birds out of my dryer? You're probably thinking, "what the hell is this girl talking about?" That's just it. I'm talking about birds in my dryer. I came home from work and was about to throw a load of my scrubs in the washing machine, when i start to hear what sounds like scratching coming from the dryer. The first thing I think is "Shit! There's some gross mouse or something stuck in the dryer." how did it get there? Mice gross me out to the utmost degree, so i turn around and shut the laundry room door before anything has the chance to run around the house. Next thing you know, I'm hearing chirping come from the dryer. WTF!?!? For some reason, that grosses me out even more. Some birds probably flew in the vent and got stuck or started building a nest in the vent. Then they're all trying to fly around in the vent. Gross. Possible Bird feces, animal diseases. Ugh, How do I get them out without being grossed out myself?