Totally Craptastic TV

I'm off work until Monday. Woohoo! I figured I'd use some PTO here and there. I love my job, but I'm going to go damn near crazy if I didn't give myself a break. I've got a few things planned, but everything else is up in the air. I'm just going to lay low tonight. I'm going to plop myself in front of the tv and watch the shows I recorded on the DVR. Yeah, I'm turning into a couch potato for one night only. But after looking at all the shows I recorded, I've come to this conclusion: All of these shows are embarrassing for anyone to admit they watch. I mean, seriously:

• Wife Swap- You can't get anymore nuttier than that crazy God Warrior woman. Welcome to the dark side....
• The Hills - yeah, I can't explain that one. So fake. Maybe i'll name my next pet "Justin-Bobby."
• I Love New York - Bitch looks like a drag queen and is crazy. Two words: Midget Mac. Doesn't get crazier than this mess.
• America's Next Top Model
• Random stuff on TLC- I'm a nerd. I love any show on that channel
• Chuck - I watch it and just pretend that Zachary Levi is Adam Brody
• Ugly Betty
• The Office

Yeah...I think I'm going to go out and splurge instead of watching that tv. There's a $400 Coach purse with my name on it, waiting for me at the store.